Job objective for Barista / coffee shop worker?

I am trying to get my first job, and I am not sure what to put for an objective on my resume. YES they want a resume. What would be a good answer for this?
How to make a “Caramel latte” from Starbucks at home?

Any Starbucks barista who would please tell me how to make a Caramel latte at home. How you guys do it? I just love it!!!! Thanks!!!!
How to make make cafe latte with the milk floating on top?

How could I make at home , using a milk froth machine, and get the milk to float on top, like it does in coffee houses?.
Thank you Cornish granny
alternative defintions to common words?

take a normal word and give it a new meaning
(i didnt come up with these)
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after
you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddish expressions.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
As a barista working for a coffee shop; would you rather say you work for Steaming Joes or Steamers Coffee?

I am just curious which name people prefers.
Thanks for all the feedback. the community has been very helpful. Yes I have ask this question in other areas but this group opinions really helps. Thanks again.
What should I do to make nice latte art?

Hi I bought an espresso machine and I want to make some latte art for my friends.
I tried hundred times, but It get mixed every time i try. I suppose I’m using wrong kind of milk…
What’s the best one to make a good caffe latte?
Any other suggestions how to make a perfect latte art?
Are there any good low-acid coffees?

Ok, as much as it pains me to say it, I think my coffee is causing me to have stomach problems. I love Starbucks brand, Milstone, and Gevalia. The thought of having to switch to my father’s low-acid, instant Kava coffee is just dreadful. Are there any yummy low-acid coffees on the market?
Alternatives to Starbucks burned flavor?

Starbucks introduced me to coffee, so I don’t want to bash this company. However, I grabbed a cup of coffee in the mall–I think it was “Jamaican Blue Mountain” or some other blend that was potent and delicious but did not have a burned flavor. Anyhow, I need some suggestions or a link to an article about flavors and brands. Thanks!
Jamaican Coffee?

Does Jamaican have their own coffee
Can I use a regular coffee pot to make espresso?

I recently received a bag of espresso as a gift. There aren’t any instructions on how to make it. Can I use a just a regular coffee pot?